The Master

His name is Bates…Master Bates. His favourite place in the whole house is the bathroom. He likes bathing. ALOT! He is not alone. He has a servant. House boy. Whatever. “No speak english good” type of boy.

Today the phone rang. The Master was in the bathroom. Bathing. The Master bathes. He likes it. ALOT!

The boy answered the phone for him.

“Hello, is Mr.Bates available?”

“Hello. Master no available”

“What is Master doing?”

“Master bathes”


~ by gregarious on May 1, 2009.

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